the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
My brother and cousin send the best snapchats ever.
"IT’S FINALLY DECEMBER" screams a girl, walking outside. it’s 90 degrees out. there’s palm trees everywhere. oranges fill the streets. it’s florida.
FUCK YOU, SOUTH.
cheekerAlso, tell me your url or something when you message me.
So fucking awesome
Those 5th and last ones though! <3
bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual