May 2013
3 tags
urbancatfitters:
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
No hahaha i was an awesome 14 year old. I hated when i was 16 though.
2 tags
I love my dog.
HA! Who knew i was capable of love? Not me. I didn’t know i was capable of it.
2 tags
ringostarring:
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS...
avengerstimebitches:
foxnewsofficial:
cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:
spookyroomba:
foxnewsofficial:
what does tumblr even mean
tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.
that’s actually kind of touching.
it’s actually kind of gay
that’s also what tumblr means
4 tags
10 tags
yahudifromdjibouti:
chickensandwich:
foxnewsofficial:
let’s have ***
(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg
her?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
My gym is open all day.
I can go work out at midnight.
Totally doing that.
Yeaaaaaaah!
2 tags
pearls:
pearls:
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
1 tag
But wait guys a tumblr iphone update
It’s the legacy
The last update
From Karp.
5 tags
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
3 tags
“I started back on my meds today i hope they punch my brain in the face.”
That would be awesome.
424! A quarter of the way to 500!
Ohhhh yeah
farfromthepacific:
ohneooo:
Every time demo likes something from my blog, a golbat evolves into crobat.
what does that even mean
Golbat evolves into crobat only when it likes you. Demo. Its a sign.
2 tags
Every time demo likes something from my blog, a golbat evolves into crobat.
2 tags
Anonymous asked: Must-haves in a girl?
the-four-right-chords asked: YOUR FOLLOW HAS BEEN RETURNED
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:
davedirk:
davedirk:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a...
I made my tumblr because i liked a girl and wanted to do things she did so i could understand her.
It has eaten me.
I don’t know about Yahoo.
If my Brother used my razor…
Dead.
I’m gonna keep wearing hollister and A&F stuff cause it’s what i have and i don’t give half a fuck what they do because clothes are clothes and they’re comfortable and i don’t want to buy more.
What did they do, anyways?
1 tag
carry-on-my-wayward-butt:
notcuddles:
magicrobotgeography:
btw guys, you do know that if you’re gonna boycott abercrombie, you have to also boycott hot topic, hollister, and american eagle because they’re all owned by the same company
And nothing of value was lost
A&F only owns Hollister.
Their main competitors are Aero and AE.
Hot Topic is it’s own company.
theantiquities asked: I knew you'd be a pro at this. I is it a line, an arrow not completed, the beginning of some beatiful drawing? Or a way of expressing ones self?
theantiquities asked: Someone obviously thought you needed to be perplexed and sent me into your life to do that. You're welcome
theantiquities asked: Good. I am glad. Here have another one. 8 is in an eight, or is it an ant with no body. Or maybe its the inspiration of an infinity tattoo. You'll never know.
theantiquities asked: I didn't have a question but said send stuff so here. 0 i sent you a zero. or did I? maybe I sent you an oval. But you'll never actually know. Its now a mystery. One you will be left to wonder for the rest of your life. Shocking and tragic, or beautiful and mystical
