I really love pizza.

But wait guys a tumblr iphone update It’s the legacy The last update From Karp.

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:47:59 -0400

But wait guys a tumblr iphone update
It’s the legacy
The last update
From Karp.

cas-hellodean: IM CRYING OMG THIS IS LEGITIMATELY HOW IT...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:47:20 -0400

IM CRYING OMG THIS IS LEGITIMATELY HOW IT IS

No he’s stabbing him in the chest with a dagger that kills demons and he doesn’t explode from inside or flinch at all.
I’d be pretty surprised.

death-by-lulz: This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:45:46 -0400

death-by-lulz:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

jewist: Aerogel, also know as frozen smoke, is the world’s...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:45:06 -0400

jewist:

Aerogel, also know as frozen smoke, is the world’s lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. If you hold a small piece in your hand, it’s practically impossible to either see or feel, but if you poke it, it’s like styrofoam. It supports up to 4,000 times its own weight and can withstand a direct blast from two pounds of dynamite. It’s also the best insulator in existence.

98% air. It’s about 18000 times cooler than you think just by reading this and its also EXTREMELY BRITTLE. I don’t know about explosion blast resistance, but i know that it can support a gradually increasing load in compression, probably not tension, and most certainly not shear forces.

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:42:44 -0400

teamfreeurl: j sleepygeek: brucewaynesharemofdamagedboys: arth...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:42:14 -0400

teamfreeurl:

j

sleepygeek:

brucewaynesharemofdamagedboys:

arthur-christmas-claus:

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

WOAH!

((I will never not reblog this.))

HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT.

Are you fuCKING KIDDING ME

OMG her extensions are amazing

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:41:35 -0400

OMG her extensions are amazing

ealsopart: AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:39:54 -0400

ealsopart:

AHHH HELP IT’S TOO CUTE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH KOFFING

Koffing is adorable haven’t you seen the anime.

goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:36:23 -0400

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

“I started back on my meds today i hope they punch my brain in the face.” That would be...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:08:03 -0400

“I started back on my meds today i hope they punch my brain in the face.”
That would be awesome.

424! A quarter of the way to 500! Ohhhh yeah

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:01:23 -0400

424! A quarter of the way to 500!
Ohhhh yeah

farfromthepacific: ohneooo: Every time demo likes something from my blog, a golbat evolves into...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:59:40 -0400

farfromthepacific:

ohneooo:

Every time demo likes something from my blog, a golbat evolves into crobat.

what does that even mean

Golbat evolves into crobat only when it likes you.
Demo.
Its a sign.

Every time demo likes something from my blog, a golbat evolves into crobat.

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:33:53 -0400

Every time demo likes something from my blog, a golbat evolves into crobat.

Must-haves in a girl?

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:22:00 -0400

must haves?

I mean there are things about a girl that I like, like faces.

I like faces.

Faces are nice because they have eyes and a nose and a mouth and cheeks and a chin and i like faces. Faces show expression and emotion and intent and mood. I like to read faces. Faces can tell you if someone is a liar or if they are honest (so long as they’re not a sociopath…). Faces can tell you a lot about a person.

I like hands and feet only when I like them. Cleanliness is a nice thing, because I have been known to have small amounts of OCD (actually possibly large amounts of unorthodox obsessions). Intelligence and common sense. A sense of humor similar to mine is actually a MUST HAVE because otherwise you will legitimately become SICK of me. I make bad jokes and obscure jokes and ridiculous puns like I’m getting paid to do it (I WISH).

Nice teeth.

HAIR.

I like hair.

Thick hair is nice hair. Thin hair is not as nice, but can still be nice.

Honestly I prefer a girl to be shorter than me, but I’ve been known to be with girls who are ALWAYS TALLER THAN/AS TALL AS ME. And I really like when a girl is athletic, because I like to do things.

Going outside is important because Camping is a great thing to do (actually AWESOME). Hiking and skiing (or snowboarding) and running and SPORTS are nice I like them.

Healthy

wow I’m specific.

I could legitimately go on forever because I AM THINKING OF SOMEONE and I’m just listing traits of theirs.

YOUR FOLLOW HAS BEEN RETURNED

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:03:09 -0400

RETURNED FOLLOW

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis: davedirk: davedirk: lauraforgood: m33wlin: WE WERE WATCHING THIS...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:51:28 -0400

sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING

ilove-asianguys: submissive boy slut takes it from mature...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:50:32 -0400

ilove-asianguys:

submissive boy slut takes it from mature dominatrix

Oh yes sony for life

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:48:39 -0400

Oh yes sony for life

Heaven

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:48:28 -0400

Heaven

I made my tumblr because i liked a girl and wanted to do things she did so i could understand her....

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:48:05 -0400

I made my tumblr because i liked a girl and wanted to do things she did so i could understand her.
It has eaten me.
I don’t know about Yahoo.